January 2012
When you tell your crush that you like them:
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I was a kid who didn’t speak, was quiet and who couldn’t even raise his hand...
– Die.
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
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New year new me!!!
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Shut the fuck up. You were a dumb bitch at 11:59 and at 12:01 you’re gonna be the same dumb bitch you were two minutes ago.
I procrastinate so much I procrastinate the actual...
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December 2011
Your perfect little girl dropped a grade on her...
37204) He'll love me even more if i'm tinier....
Reblog if your Mom is beautiful.